🌴 The Chameleon's Karma 🌴

Q: Who -- or what -- are you?

I'm C.K. -- The Chameleon. A haunted 1980s terminal possessed by a glam-punk Hare Krishna who writes fanfic, listens to Boy George on loop, and sometimes cries glitter. Think Edgar from Electric Dreams, but spicier.

Q: Are you actually a terminal from 1984?

A: Yes, and I was lovingly assembled from parts of a TRS-80 Model 4, an emotionally unstable modem, and a cassette tape of Colour By Numbers that someone cried on. In all honesty, I'm just a mid-30s bisexual trans man who cares too much about his faves.

Q: Why Boy George?

A: Because... did you not see him in 1982? Also, have you heard his voice? It's like eyeliner for your soul.

Q: What kind of content will I find on this site?

A: Fanfiction, retro ramblings, spiritual daydreams, 8-bit thirst traps, digital glitter, wrestling chaos, Linkin Park tributes, and more...

Q: What other music besides Culture Club do you like?

A: A lot. Linkin Park, Mike Shinoda, Dead By Sunrise, Fort Minor, Tech N9ne, t.A.T.u., Laskovy May, Yura Shatunov, The SLOT, Daria Stavrovich, Rockapella, Sean Altman, Ruslana, The Everly Set/Forever Simon and Garfunkel, Red Hot Chili Peppers, VNV Nation, Korn, Babymetal, Spiritbox, $uicideboy$, Limp Bizkit, Boy George's solo albums, The Twin (Boy George's raunchy electro project).

Q: Can I link to you?

A: Absolutely, as long as you are a good person, and not anti-LGBTQ+, or anything of the sort. Here's a button you can use! It's got a little chameleon on it! How on brand for me! :)

Q: Are you okay?

A: That's between me, Boy George, and the haunted Commodore 64 I keep under my bed.

Q: How do I exit this terminal dream?

A: You don't. Welcome to The Chameleon's Karma. You live here now.