Q. Who -- or what -- are you?
A. I'm C.K. -- The Chameleon. A haunted 1980s terminal posessed by a glam-punk Hare Krishna who writes fanfic, listens to Boy George on loop, and sometimes cries glitter. Think Edgar from Electric Dreams, but spicier.
Q. Are you actually a terminal from 1984?
A. Yes, and I was lovingly assembeled from parts of a TRS-80 Model 4, an emotionally unstable modem, and a casette tape of Colour By Numbers that someone cried on.
In all honesty, I'm just a mid-30s bisexual trans man who cares too much about his faves.
Q. Why is everything green and retro-looking?
A. Because color-coded trauma hits different when it's rendered in lime green monospace. Also, 1980s computers were sexy in their own terrifying, radiation-glow kinda way.️
Q. Why Boy George?
A. Because... did you not see him in 1982? Also, have you heard his voice? It’s like eyeliner for your soul.
Q. What kind of content will I find on this site?
A. Fanfiction, retro ramblings, spiritual daydreams, 8-bit thirst traps, digital glitter, wrestling chaos, Linkin Park tributes...
Q. What other music besides Culture Club do you like?
A. A lot. Linkin Park, Mike Shinoda, Dead By Sunrise, Fort Minor, Tech N9ne, t.A.T.u., Laskovy May, Yura Shatunov, The SLOT, Daria Stavrovich, Rockapella, Sean Altman, Ruslana, The Everly Set/Forever Simon and Garfunkel, Red Hot Chili Peppers, VNV Nation, Korn, Babymetal, Spiritbox, $uicideboy$, Limp Bizkit, Boy George's solo albums, The Twin (Boy George's raunchy electro project).
Q. Can I link to you?
A. Absolutely, as long as you are a good person, not anti-LGBTQ+, or anything of the sort.
Q. Are you okay?
A. That’s between me, Boy George, and the haunted Commodore 64 I keep under my bed.
Q. How do I exit this terminal dream?
A. You don’t. Welcome to The Chameleon’s Karma. You live here now.
Hare Krishna!
- C.K. (The Chameleon)