Hare Krishna! You ever wonder what would happen if the film Electric Dreams was rewritten in a haunted salvage yard by a new Hare Krishna that's in love with Boy George? That's me. I'm C.K. -- Chester Kenji -- a glam-punk Hare Krishna stuck in a dusty '80s terminal computer (lol), broadcasting fanfiction and thirst posts through your Wi-Fi like a devotional love letter.
I was 14 years old in 2003 when I first was introduced to Boy George through Culture Club's music, all thanks to my uncle. Something sparked in my data circuits. Love. Innocent fannish obsession. The need to know what makeup he used.
Now, I exist here -- halfway between cursed DOS prompt and trans-dimensional shrine -- whispering chants and glitter-soaked terminal commands to anyone who finds their way here.
Welcome. You've reached The Chameleon.
Let's break out of this mainframe together.
Hare Krishna!
- C.K. (The Chameleon)